Well, it’s not actually a rush, this 7 night cruise to Alaska. For most of the passengers it is a more sedate pace. The shuffle of elderly feet, the whirrr of wheelchairs and scooters, the tap of walking sticks, all accompanied by the hum of the engine and the gentle sway of the swell.

Ok, maybe I am exaggerating a little, there were some people younger than us, but the only people moving at more than a leisurely stroll were those I saw through the windows of the library where I sat warmly ensconced with my book and coffee. These were the people striding purposefully, arms pumping, I actually saw some leisure wear, doing laps of the decks. They obviously wanted to meet their 10k Fitbit goal.

‘So find a deck chair, make sure you have a rug to keep warm, the wind’s mighty cold, and I’ll tell you a bit about life on the Noordam.
The days gradually meld into one, I guess that’s why the floors of the lifts have the name of the day printed on it. Or perhaps it’s for those who have become forgetful in their advancing years. I spent some time gazing at the waves from my balcony wondering whether there is a crew of staff whose job it is on the stroke of midnight to change the mats. Or whether they wait until early morning? I wonder if just for fun one of the staff puts a Wednesday mat out when it’s actually only Tuesday? See, that’s what happens when you spend too much time sitting on the balcony, you start thinking about mats.

The biggest decision of the day is where you are going to eat. After a couple of meals at the Lido Artisan Markets, a fancy name for a ship board food hall, we got sick of searching for a table, silently hating the people who had obviously camped over night to get a window seat, then waiting 20 minutes in line for an omelette and finally settling for a table in the aisle surrounded by the debris of the previous meal. So for breakfast we finally decided on the Old Farts Dining Room where we sat at clean tablecloths, were called by our name and had an endless supply of pastries, juice and coffee while we waited a mere 5 minutes for our fluffy smoked salmon omelette or vegetable scramble. I’m not fond of strong black coffee and on the first morning there I couldn’t see any milk so decided the rosettes of a whipped white substance must be cream……..no, it was actually whipped butter which I found out when I saw a neighbor slathering it on his toast. It tasted ok though!

Lunch was easy, a Dog Paddle and chips with Alaskan beer.
An afternoon beer
There were lots of options for dinner, this was the Pinnacles Grill Seafood Dinner.
Stay tuned for more exciting shipboard adventures!